The following grossly paraphrased and out of context quote was over heard by Sean, Katie and myself."You should have seen Ariel last night... what a slut."
The subsequent mermaid references were inevitable... that slurry just couldn't keep her legs closed.
This led to a rather heated debate, it is quite common for men to find Mermaids attractive. Yeah I know, this probably isn't the least bit shocking to you, but seriously consider the anatomy of a mermaid. It doesn't take long before you realise that whichever way you look at it they're nothing more than a half human half fish hybrid mutant.
This my friends is termed: Bestiality
If you still don't think this is gross, just conjure up an image of a 'reverse mermaid'. Still being a half human half fish technically qualifies this as still being a mermaid, only this creature of the sea is defiantly not fit for human consumption.
This, however, is beside the point. Let's assume for a moment that we do in fact live in world were mermaids actually do exist, and that as the Disney films would have us believe they are all charmingly attractive beings who dwell in an ancient under water utopia.
Well, I'm happy to inform you that this is true!... At least for the first assumption, the second is rather more subjective.
Yeah, its a real mermaid discovered by a fisherman in China.
For the full story and a full body shot click here.
12 comments:
hahahaha awesome. as long as its legs are good! :)
its the teeth and the lop-sided bulldozers that are the major turn-off.
I'd still do her. It. That is, the mermaid.
"Smack that all on the floor" Is all that can be said for this post
I still say bottom half human is better :p
But this ties in very well with my latest post - go check it out
haha reminds me of ricky gervais in animals :P
Very funny
that's because Im a fish
bahaha. you're right, it was grossly paraphrased and out of context. still, hilarious. that random picture was scary.
Interesting to know.
AMAZED AT GOD CREATIVITY..........
well...we're not sure if its real or not n its dried up.... n dead
I'm not saying that this picture is fake but that mermaid looks really really fake like its been made with art material cause it doesn't look real and it looks quiet silly !
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